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Corona Virus Jokes
I wanna bob for your apples.
Math Puns
Why didnโ€™t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
Coffee Puns
And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappรฉ.
Pickle Puns
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
Quotes
Bob Monkhouse

โ€œItโ€™s been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now itโ€™s trying to blackmail me.โ€
Bob Hope
I have Alzheimerโ€™s bulimia โ€“ first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke.
Funny Money Quotes
โ€œA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you donโ€™t need it.โ€ โ€“ Bob Hope
Funny Aging Quotes
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips
"I donโ€™t feel old. I donโ€™t feel anything until noon. Then itโ€™s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"You know youโ€™re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." โ€“ Bob Hope
Puns
What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob.
Wifi Puns
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."

"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.

"Because its always jammin"
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