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And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob.
Hey Steve, do you shower after sex?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
Bob Monkhouse

“It’s been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it’s trying to blackmail me.”
Bob Hope
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia – first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke.
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.