Been

I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I have been expelled from the Flat Earth Society.
Apparently, I went too far.
Why did the train have to rush to the bathroom?
It’s been toot toot tootin all day long!
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
I have written a book on Penguins.
In hindsight, paper would have been better.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game