Been Jokes

Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
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