Been Jokes

Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I've been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
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