Aware Jokes

Mummies are very aware of investment security. Their favorite is Cryptocurrency.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
When I asked my History teacher if he knew about Einstein's origin and history, he said, "I am relatively aware of it."
Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?
Me: Na.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

...

People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
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