Author Jokes

Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it
— Author Unknown
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
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