Author Jokes

Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Who is a snakeโ€™s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it
โ€” Author Unknown
Who is a potatoโ€™s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
โ€œMy keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but Iโ€™m still at work.โ€ โ€” Author Unknown
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
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