Atom Jokes

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
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