Atom Jokes

I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
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