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The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?
Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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