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Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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