Astronomy Jokes

I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
My wife says sheโ€™s leaving me because she thinks Iโ€™m too obsessed with astronomy.
What planet is she on?!
What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunartick.
Are you an exoplanet? Because Iโ€™m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
My wife says sheโ€™s leaving me because she thinks Iโ€™m too obsessed with astronomy.
What planet is she on!
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