Armed Jokes

A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
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