My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.