Aged

You are aged to perfection.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.