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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
My bank is really proud of me.
According to them, I have an outstanding balance!
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
According to my therapist, I have extreme trouble verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
According to physics, light travels faster than sound. If that is really the case, why can I hear the car behind me honk before I see the traffic lights change?