Jokes > Tags > Wing Jokes

Wing Jokes

Funny Limericks
My ambition, said old Mr. King,
Is to live as a bird on the wing.
Then he climbed up a steeple,
Which scared all the people,
So they caged him and taught him to sing.
Parrot Puns
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Turkey Puns
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Horse Puns
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Chicken Puns
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Medical Puns
"And this is the amputation wing of the hospital. It used to be a lot bigger."
Friendship Quotes
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
Stove Puns
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
Phone Puns
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Flamingo Puns
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Owl Puns
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
Cosmetics Puns
I have no idea what I'm doing with eyeliner
To be honest, I just wing it.