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Whose Jokes

Laundry Puns
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
Gladiator Puns
Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.
Funny Work Quotes
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
Medical Puns
“Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin.
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
Knight Puns
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Boat Puns
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Elf Puns
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Storm Puns
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Quotes
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
Toilet Puns
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
Mouth Puns
What do you call an Amish Man whose hand is in a horse’s mouth?
A mechanic.
Lightning Puns
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Family Puns
What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings?
Inbred.
Ice Cream Puns
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.