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Flower Puns
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Spain Puns
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Cheese Puns
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Oral Hygiene Puns
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
Camel Puns
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
One Liners for Kids
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Moon Puns
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday.
Frog Puns
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Werewolf Puns
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Puns
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
It's counterproductive.
Bacon Puns
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Music Puns
Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? On the bull the horns are in the front and the a***ole is in the back.
Onion Puns
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.