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Valentine Jokes

Valentines Day Puns
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You're acute Valentine.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Ice Cream Puns
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Pun Puns
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Funny Money Quotes
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
Owl Puns
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
Flower Puns
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Love Puns
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Heart Puns
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
Nuts Puns
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
Meat Puns
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”