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Totally Jokes

Medieval Puns
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Language Pick Up Lines
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Corona Virus Jokes
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Meat Puns
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
Father Puns
Kids got me an Old-school Chemistry set for Father's Day...
... Totally in my Element.
Furniture Puns
It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.
I totally nailed it.
Peach Puns
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
River Puns
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I’m totally ‘that dad’ who leaves a note in my son’s lunch box. One day I’ll actually start putting food in there also.”

- Steve Ryan.
Mall Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.