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Clothes Pick Up Lines
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Mall Pick Up Lines
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Food Quotes
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
Literary Pick Up Lines
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Corona Virus Jokes
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Space Pick Up Lines
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Funny Aging Quotes
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."