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Strong Jokes

Travel Pick Up Lines
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Dog-Themed Pick Up Lines
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Deodorant Puns
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
River Puns
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The Wheelbarrow Bet
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back. 'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. Let's see you do it.' The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, dumbass, get in.'
Zebra Puns
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
Food Pick Up Lines
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Space Pick Up Lines
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Beaver Puns
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Peach Puns
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You Call This Beer?
In an Irish pub, a newcomer ordered a pint of beer. He drank it and complained it was weak. The bartender served him a 10% alcohol beer, and the newcomer said it was still weak. The next day, the bartender mixed pure alcohol with detergent to make foam and added yellow dye. The newcomer said it was almost good, but still weak. Annoyed, the bartender mixed sulfuric acid with the alcohol and waited. The newcomer arrived, drank it, his eyes bulged, he paid, and left. He didn’t come back the next day. The bartender was relieved when he finally reappeared. He offered him a regular strong beer on the house, and the newcomer said: “No way! I want the one that makes holes in the sidewalk when I piss!”
Zombie Puns
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Flamingo Puns
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Divorce Puns
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one"
Gorilla Puns
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!