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Shake Jokes

Monster Puns
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
Food Pick Up Lines
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Mango Puns
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Cow Puns
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Appliance Puns
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
Christmas Puns
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me.
I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
Strawberry Puns
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Peach Puns
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Food Quotes
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart