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Sense Jokes

Funny Money Quotes
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
Ancient Rome Puns
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
Chocolate Pick Up Lines
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Sink Puns
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
Funny Animal Quotes
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.”

- Moby.
Spouse Puns
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
Band Puns
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math.”

- Amber Dusick.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Literary Pick Up Lines
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Funny Work Quotes
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
Werewolf Puns
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.