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Rolling Jokes

Bee Puns
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Geology Puns
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Bowling Puns
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Penguin Puns
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
One Liners and Short Jokes
An American is typing on a computer when he flies into a rage, shouting "How the hell am I misspelling color"?
A Canadian takes a quick look at the screen before rolling his eyes and walking away, saying "that sounds like a u problem".
Why do they give men Viagra in the old folks home?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
Orange Puns
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Panda Puns
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
Quotes
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
Frog Puns
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Poop Puns
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Sports Puns
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Rock Puns
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.