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Restaurant Jokes

Chess Puns
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
Snow Puns
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Space Puns
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Koala Puns
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Puns
As I was preparing to leave the restaurant, the waiter said to me, “Do you wanna box for your leftover food?”
I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
Thanksgiving Jokes
What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?

Good restaurant reservations.
Cheese Puns
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
Quotes
“L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there’s a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson — and when he shows up, they tell him there’ll be a ten-minute wait.”
Bill Maher
Moon Puns
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Spice Puns
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
Water Puns
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Beer Puns
Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
Ocean Puns
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Salad Puns
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
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