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Please Jokes

Elvis Pick Up Lines
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“No, please, don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!” - Homer Simpson
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Please, please me
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Giant Puns
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Food Quotes
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
– Abraham Lincoln
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
Orange Puns
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Meat Puns
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Food Poems
Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
I Love All Pizza
Sausage ,Pepperoni, Or Cheese

Pizza Love
Its Forever
In My Heart
It Makes Life Better

Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
I REALLY LIKE PIZZA
Sausage, Pepperoni, and Cheese.

(Camryn Noell)
Witch Puns
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Mushroom Puns
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Garden Puns
A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.