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Funny Marriage Quotes
“Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”—Dennis Miller
“Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.” —Jay Trachman
Corona Virus Jokes
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Meat Puns
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
Ogre Puns
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Space Pick Up Lines
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Funny Health Quotes
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
Literary Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Werewolf Puns
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Strawberry Puns
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.