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Corona Virus Jokes
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Meat Puns
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Ogre Puns
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Space Pick Up Lines
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”—Dennis Miller
“Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.” —Jay Trachman
Literary Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Funny Health Quotes
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
Werewolf Puns
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Clothes Pick Up Lines
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Strawberry Puns
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.