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Literary Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Meat Puns
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
Peach Puns
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Werewolf Puns
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Strawberry Puns
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Funny Work Quotes
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
Funny Aging Quotes
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
Friendship Quotes
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
Fairy Puns
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
Onion Puns
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.