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May Jokes

Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Food Quotes
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
Language Pick Up Lines
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Mall Pick Up Lines
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Christian Pick Up Lines
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Corona Virus Jokes
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Halloween Pick Up Lines
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Space Pick Up Lines
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.