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Lead Jokes

Ancient Rome Puns
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Band Puns
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
Horse Puns
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Football Puns
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Utensils Puns
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
The ruler.
Viking Puns
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Vaccine Puns
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
River Puns
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Baseball Pick Up Lines
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Dog Puns
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
Coffee Puns
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
Garden Quotes
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
Deodorant Puns
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.