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Interested Jokes

Funny Marriage Quotes
“An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”—Agatha Christie.
Squirrel Puns
How do you catch a squirrel who's interested in ornithology?
Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Mummy Puns
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
Theater Puns
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Garden Puns
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What do turkeys and women have in common?

A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." – Bill Cosby
Food Quotes
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
Quotes
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
Funny Break Up Lines
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Vaccine Puns
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Love Puns
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?