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Hello Jokes

Lettuce Puns
Hello my name is lettuce, and I was going to the grocery store...
Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself
Beach Puns
Whale, hello there.
Dog Puns
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
Dinosaur Puns
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Hello Boo-tiful.
Camel Puns
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
Mermaid Puns
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Unicorn Puns
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Classic Pick Up Lines
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Ghoul Puns
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Monster Puns
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hello there, how do you brew?