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Fan Jokes

Literary Pick Up Lines

I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.

Football Puns

What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.

Lamp Puns

Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.

Beaver Puns

Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.

Yard Puns

My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.

Computer Puns

My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.

Travel Puns

Windmills? I’m a huge fan!

Baseball Pick Up Lines

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.

Onion Puns

The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.

Train Puns

I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.

Parrot Puns

My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.

Meat Puns

Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.

AC Unit Puns

I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.

I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.