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Falls Jokes

Tree Puns
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
One Liners and Short Jokes
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it..
then my illegal logging business is a success.
Father Puns
What's the problem with Father's day?
It always falls on Son-day
Weather Puns
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Dragon Jokes
A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...
During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.

She's waiting.

She's waiting...

The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?"

The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."
Chuck Norris Jokes
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving
the earth falls toward him.
Hand Puns
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
Mountain Puns
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
Nuts Puns
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Panda Puns
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Ice Puns
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
Running Puns
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Christmas Puns
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Brain Puns
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.