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Fake Jokes

Band Puns
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
Garden Quotes
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
– Mitch Hedburg
Spain Puns
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Irish Puns
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Funny Work Quotes
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
Bone Puns
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
Toaster Puns
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
Phone Puns
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Orange Puns
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Moon Puns
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Zebra Puns
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Rock Puns
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!