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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Spain Puns
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Moon Puns
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Band Puns
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
Toaster Puns
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
Orange Puns
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Bone Puns
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
Rock Puns
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Garden Quotes
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
– Mitch Hedburg
Irish Puns
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Phone Puns
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
Zebra Puns
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Funny Work Quotes
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx