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Monster Puns
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
Strawberry Puns
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
History Puns
The First World War ended very quickly because they were Russian.
Knight Puns
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Pig Puns
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Flight Puns
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Utensils Puns
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
Bread Puns
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
River Puns
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Tableware Puns
Local glass blower inhaled whilst working. He ended up with a pane in his stomach.
Divorce Puns
Two white bears got married, but soon ended up unhappy and got divorced.
It’s as if they were polar opposites.
Lightning Puns
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
Worm Puns
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Twinkle Twinkle Funny Poems
Twinkle twinkle little star,
went out with a guy to the bar.
He bought me one and bought me two
but I ended up with Hugh.