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Else Jokes

Classic Pick Up Lines
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Corona Virus Jokes
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Orange Puns
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Pea Puns
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
Funny Aging Quotes
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
"Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." - Phyllis Diller
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns
Friendship Quotes
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Werewolf Puns
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Utensils Puns
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Garden Quotes
"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
- Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel