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Definitely Jokes

Tree Puns
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Pot Puns
My wife won a large ceramic pot
She definitely urned it.
Volleyball Puns
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Peach Puns
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Puns
I was just looking at my ceiling. I am not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
Crow Puns
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Sports Pick Up Lines
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Cherry Puns
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Weather Puns
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Food Pick Up Lines
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Funny Birthday Poems
It’s your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.