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Dates Jokes

History Puns
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
The loveliest subject in schools History because it has so many dates.
Rock Puns
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
One Liners for Kids
What the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
Nuts Puns
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Orange Puns
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Saxophone Puns
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
Pick Up Lines
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Fruit Puns
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Ancient Rome Puns
What roman never gets any dates?
Hidius
Marriage Puns
Why was everyone shocked when the fruit fly's girlfriend agreed to marry him?
Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.
Basketball Puns
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Onion Puns
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.