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Damn Jokes

Gorilla Puns
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Clever Jokes
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" to which he replies, "Yes, it's these damn wicker chairs."
Quotes
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields
Jokes For Women
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.
Animal Pick Up Lines
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Music Pick Up Lines
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
British Pick Up Lines
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Funny Break Up Lines
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Funny Work Quotes
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long