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Creature Jokes

Dragon Puns
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
Nature Puns
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Nuts Puns
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Irish Puns
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
River Puns
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Fish Puns
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
Funny Animal Quotes
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”

- Ambrose Bierce.
Beaver Puns
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Dragon Jokes
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
Werewolf Puns
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Gnome Puns
A garden gnome is busy destroying some plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
"What are you?" asks the cat.
"I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, creature, are you?"
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "I guess I'm a gnome."