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Spain Puns
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for." – Ogden Nash
“I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.” — Anonymous
Vaccine Puns
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Deer Puns
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Christian Puns
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Sun Pick Up Lines
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Medieval Puns
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Hair Puns
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Chuck Norris Jokes
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
Tiger Puns
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Beaver Puns
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Bible Puns
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Password Puns
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.