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Password Puns
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Hair Puns
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Tiger Puns
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Chuck Norris Jokes
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
Deer Puns
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for." – Ogden Nash
“I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.” — Anonymous
Spain Puns
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Sun Pick Up Lines
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Christian Puns
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Medieval Puns
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Vaccine Puns
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Bible Puns
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Beaver Puns
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.