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Chance Jokes

Werewolf Puns
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Funny Birthday Poems
It’s your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Funny Work Quotes
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.” - Joseph Barth
Funny Money Quotes
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
Weather Pick Up Lines
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Weather Puns
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Pea Puns
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
Crocodile Puns
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Food Quotes
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
Lightning Puns
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
Art Puns
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one