When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine. It’s our family hair loom.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install? Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.