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Brown Jokes

Meat Puns
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
Piano Puns
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
Color Puns
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Black and white
Thick and furry
Fast as the wind
Always in a hurry
Couple of spots
Rub my ears
Always comes when his name he hears
Loves his ball; it's his favorite thing
What's most fun for him? Everything!
Great big tongue that licks my face
Has a crate, his very own space
Big brown eyes like moon pies
He's my friend till the very end!

(Abby Jenkins)
Onion Puns
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
Quotes
“You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.”
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Anti Jokes
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
A Blonde By Any Other Name
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that TV." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that TV." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that TV." But the salesman still said: "sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How do you keep guessing I'm a blonde?!" she asked. "Because that's a microwave."
Funny Money Quotes
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” —H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Funny Work Quotes
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Pear Puns
Everyday for lunch I like to eat two pears, and my dad knows this.
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.

“What are you doing?” I asked him.

“Preparing.”
Chocolate Puns
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.