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Breaks Jokes

Animal Puns
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Tea Puns
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Radio Puns
What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?
You put her in a broadcast.
Fish Puns
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
Water Puns
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Utensils Puns
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
The bar breaks in half.
Cheese Puns
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Clever Jokes
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
Friendship Quotes
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey