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Nuts Puns
What’s another name for a chess-nut? A nut who loves chess.
Friendship Quotes
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
Peach Puns
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Tableware Puns
The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?" "
Why would I want two empty glasses?" I asked
Elf Puns
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Food Quotes
“Another day, another 13,000 calories.”
— Andy Lassner
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
Yard Puns
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them has a watch.
"What time do you think it is?" one of them asks the other.
"Just make a ton of noise," says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyway. After a few seconds of screaming, a light turns on in another yard and a neighbor yells, "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"
Music Pick Up Lines
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Cherry Puns
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”