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Addiction Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.

Cold turkey was the only way to do it.
Dad Puns
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary!"

Me: "No it doesn't.”
Thanksgiving Puns
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
Nuts Puns
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
Leg Puns
A knew a guy with such a bad gambling addiction, that he gambled his arms, legs, and torso away.
I told him to quit while he was a head.
Crocodile Puns
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Family Puns
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
Garden Quotes
“An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.”
— Cora Lea Bell
Chocolate Puns
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Worm Puns
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Bacon Puns
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
Cheese Puns
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.