What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.