After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!