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Travel Puns
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Medical Pick Up Lines
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
The Pharmacy List
Jack, 92, and Gill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am." Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds" Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jack: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, and antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely.. why-" Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "yea, but why-" Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?" Pharmacist: "Sure. But WHY?" "We'd like to use this store for our wedding registry."
Diving Puns
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Pick Up Lines
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Fish Puns
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
Strawberry Puns
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” - Kathy Mohnke
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.”—Kathy Mohnke
Beach Puns
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Dolphin Puns
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Juice Puns
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and C approach I guess.
Summer Puns
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Orange Puns
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”