A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.